Because it's my last day in the office,
because I decided tt goodbye e-mails are more often than not super boring and similar,
and because I feel like a rotten bitch today.


Hey pple,

Ever seen the girl who goes around the office bare-footed?
Ever heard the girl with the high-pitch voice cursing when she encounters stu*** unreasonable pple who unfortunately happens to possess enuf intelligence to pick up the ph and call 16**?

Congrats if u haf,
Sorry if u didn’t,
Cos she’s leaving

She never thot she wld leave with a heavy heart,
I mean, come on….wat’s there to miss abt screamin banshees???
Surprisingly, she is leaving with quite a heavy heart.

Nine months flew by just like that.
Time that is long enuf to give birth to another potential screamin lunatic.
There are more often than not, tough times,
But then again,
There are more often than not,
Wonderful pple who turn tough times into precious lessons.

I guess this cld b how a pregnant mother who just gave birth feel ba.
A bundle of contradictions.
Ur happy that it’s over,
Yet ur finding it hard to let go of the experience.

Cld this b the reason for the contractual term to be 9 freakin months?

Lol~

I’ll leave tt for u ppl to think abt.

With this,
And lots of thanks,
I bid u goodbye.

W**** a.k.a Carol.

Immediately after it went out,
my TL walked over and with utter fear written all over her face,
(I was surprised she did not trip over her haste and fear, seeing tt she was trembling all over)
asin me to recall the e-mail.
Apparently,
my mail is too descriptive and the top B**CHES wld get offended by my gd-bye mail.
And according to her,
I wld not b the one gettin it,
the billing TLs wld.

*FAINTS*

Can the company get even more bureaucratic?

Last day in the office,
and just for the heck of it,
I'm reveling in blogging with the office computer!!!