You know what they say about accidental theories.
These are often the best.

Recall how Newton formulated his law of gravity when an apple fell onto his head.

Similarly,
urs truly also experienced a stroke of genius yesterday during soci night class.

The four of us sat in a row,
struggled to get our catatonic minds to stop stoning while Pontipa lectured in front.

Deer sighed and turned to me,

" He looks so sad," he said, pointing at Mr Pagent-runner-up.
Then he took out the "deathnote" and scribbled on it.

KongBa and I bent over reading what he wrote

[u and celeste broke up ah?No wonder she not here today]

and he shoved it over to Mr.Pagent-runner-up.

When the "deathnote" came back, it was a huge

[HUH]

I: [poor thing...she dumped u?It's alrite!!!U still haf Huili and Chloe!!!]

The deathnote came back, and the 3 of us stared at it

[Pls loh,they are just frens]

racking our brains for the punchiest punchline.

That was when I experienced the sudden inspiration.

*tink!!*

I: [ Friends = not attractive ]

Mr Pagent-runner-up burst out laughing before he scribbled
[ Don't put words in my mouth ]

I: [Tt means it is true!! ]

Mr Pagent-runner-up: [They are just not my type.]

So here's my grand theory,
comparable to the great Karl Marx,
or Durkheim.

The big difference between friends and more-than-friends,
lies in the attractiveness of the other party.

So much for the noble idea of "love" *rolls eyes*

More-than-friends are merely friendship with an element of lust.

Don't believe me?
I've got another case study to prove my point

About a week ago,
Deer and I were tokin,
about this Doe tt he was initially interested in.

He said tt sometimes when he looks at her,
he feels tt it is wrong,
cos she is just so young and...innocent.

He says it feels wrong to think of her "tt way"

SO! To clarify, I said,

" Hmm...so u mean, IF the time comes, u can't bring urself to do IT"

He stared at me like I just sprouted two heads.
Swore like there's no tomorrow.
Lectured me for being crude and unladylike.

Then he grew thoughtful

and looked at me with a new light,
" actually true eh, I think so too"

It was a very honest answer to a very honest question.

This is a very frank theory,
tested empirically,
rendered true.

So until a better theory comes along,
Pls call me
Professor Fairyinagoldfishbowl.

I think I've been reading too much sociology.... -_-!

My life has been quite interesting lately :)
Maybe sometime later,
when it all blows over,
I'll share the story of "simultaneous equation"

:) Oh man....I never thot uni cld get THIS exciting.