You know,
There are some things in life that one shdn’t say too early.

For instance,
Saying that I club once every decade,
Since I’ve only stepped into a club twice in my twenty years of life.

Make that 3 times now.
No shit!! Does that make me 30 then?

*shrugs*

oh well, no loss, since I look 28 to pak toll anyway.

It was ladies night yesterday.
That means free entry
And free flow at Gotham and Dbl O!!

It also means an eye-opener to me.

I never knew clubbing cld be like this.
With the guidance of the chiongster-pro-ann-marie,
And the very enjoyable company of the very frank, very open, very horny Ms C
We actually had the time of our lives dancing and drinkin the night away.

Can u believe it?
We actually had an itinery.
Which, kinda reminds me of Chinese new yr visiting.

1st stop- Dbl-O

Drinks on the house!
Knowing myself, I will only enjoy myself when I get a little tipsy.
Downed a Cranberry vodka and Vodka ribena.
And I felt it.
Initially I thot that means I’m getting lousier at drinking.
I mean, previously, we took jugs and shots b4 feelin the effect,
And this was only two drinks!!!
Then here comes the 1st lesson of the night

Listen up girls!!!

Drinks for ladies are stronger on ladies night
Cos they wanna make sure that the men who pays for their cover charge get their money worth.

Close ur mouth pple,
I was kidding.

Accordingly to ann,
Drinks are stronger as they want the girls to leave faster and drink less.
This was also where the girls thot this girl was trying to pick me up.
Cos accordin to the girls, she smiled at me,
ordered drinks for us and kept lookin at me.

Has it crossed ur mind tt she’s lookin at me because I’ve sprouted antennas on my head?

Hello!!!!!!
Do I really look like a lesbian to you???????
(By the by, the girl in question, she’s from SIM too.
We only found out after we started toking)

2nd stop-MOS

Expensive drinks, that’s why we need to drink ourselves high b4 hitting the popular club
It was retro at the main area.
Quite high, but I felt awkward dancing to the beat,
Like, it doesn’t feel right however I move.
It also sucks that the lockers r full,
Call me sua-gu, but I’ve only been to MOS once b4 yesterday
And I was pleasantly surprised that MOS actually was made up of many halls,
Including one hip-hop/R&B one.
The only sucky thing was that it was downright packed.
And of cos,

We had no lockers to store our stuff.

Lesson number 2: Lockers are darn important

3rd stop-Attika

We left MOS after the 2 lovely horny bitches cld not stand their disappointment
At not being approached, and hit attika,
Which, according to ann-marie, a lot of hot ang mohs frequent.

Tell me again, why was I with them last night?
This girl here innocently only wanted to dance!!!
Lol~

Anyway,
They forgot to mention that there were hot and tall female ang mohs as well.
So where do these petite Asian girls stand then?
Ok, the petite one was me.
The pple probably had trouble spotting me, since I fall out of their vision range
And they probably had a hard time tryin not to trip over me.
But I kinda liked the music that was playin,

Just no eye candy.
Apparently, there were more hot girls than guys out to haf fun last night.

But there were lockers!!!!

LOCKERS.

Never underestimate the importance of lockers.
Never under-appreciate the existence of lockers.
I think I shd write a song abt lockers.

Lockers, I love u.

4th stop-Gotham.

Our tour guide says that Gotham serves powerful screwdrivers.
As if on cue,
Two bouncers towed a half-dead girl out of the lift.

P-O-W-E-R

She also says that Gotham is frequented by KLKs.

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!
If they ask us for MMS,
I swear I will punch their sharp noses flat.

The only reason we went there apparently,
is to drink up the free drinks.
The place was really….not very popular,
Compared to the other clubs that we hit,
This one was surprisingly empty.
I guess that means that the reputation has spread far and wide?

It was also here that I realized how famous Nageb has made me.
I was telling Ann that I was quite certain the bartender was from SIM.
And that girl, went to ask him if he was!!

Guess wat?

He told Ann that he recognized me.
IBM.

*faints*

5th stop-return to MOS
The girls had their wishes.
There was this loser guy trying to chat Ann up.
This freakin tall ang moh (read: I did not say hot) trying to dance with Ms C
And this other guy who sends his frens over to try and dance with us cos he is too shy to approach Ms C.

One thing abt MOS last night.
Maybe because it was retro night,
The older generation was out in full force!!
If I had drank more, I’d haf had the guts to take pictures of them.

There were aunties!!!
Wearin specs some more!!!
Wat a sight!!

Speaking of sights,
Pic of us might be up on MOS webby :X

Don’t worry, no embarrassing acts.

Speaking of embarrassing acts,
There were many
And girls,

This one here remembers every single one of them.

*huge smile in remembrance*

I told u I was sober.

5th stop-Tong Sui

This one is not a club,
It’s a food place.
Dancing can really burn calories,
Yes yes, I know, Marcus,
Alcohol contains a lot of calories as well.
So I probably did not lose any weight dancing the night away.
On the contrary, I probably gained some.
Oh well, I guess I cld take heart that we only ate ard 4?
So that’s more like early breakfast rather than sinful supper?
Lol~

The company was awesome.
Ms C and Ann were delightful to be with.
And it was a real enjoyment to sit down in a cosy place and just talk after
Hours of carefree indulgence.
I guess that means we’re back in reality.

The long walk to Orchard from Zion Road was just great.
Great conversation made the walk that much shorter.

I didn’t like clubbing
Lacking in morals
Empty.

But I enjoyed clubbing.
Because it lacks morals
Because it is empty.
A form of escape from the regulated everyday life.

This must be wat Goffman means by “backstage”
This must be wat Durkheim means by “anomie”

Oh well,
Back to books.

More clubbin action nxt Wed