Been gone so long I ALMOST forgot my password and log in ID.

:P

Anyway!!!

I was out last weekend,
and I suffered a huge blow!!!

Ok, no doubt my mum's more devastated than me but,
I was devastated too.

I was in town over the weekend,
lending "unconditional support" to one of my friends,
when I saw sth that shattered my heart.

I was just peering over the barrister
and then I saw him

HIM

PIGU MAN!!!!

with another girl, holding hands!!!!

**CAN U HEAR MY HEART BREAK??**

Thing is,
she's so plain!!

And tt's wat got me sputterin like an idiot!!!

I felt like I was suffocating on sour grapes.

*GASP*

I was pouting and sulking all the way hm,
pushed to the ends of my tolerance,
I sought refuge in my girl friend.

me:I saw pigu man.N he's attached!!
she:C lah!Ask u jio him don't want, now his pigu belongs to someone else le.
u can only c from far.

.........

so much for unconditional support.

Depressed,
I tried seeking refuge from my mum.

me: mee~U remember the guy we saw at J8?The one u said u liked v much?
mum: OF COS!
me: He got girlfriend le.

my mum is a real classic.

She dropped the piece of fish between her chopsticks
and whined!!

mum: HUUUHHHH???WHHHYYYY!C lah!!!I told u someone like him won't be single for long
de.....pretty not?
me:...no.Plain.
mum (looking very serious):!!!!How come?He looks like the kind who will go for chio bus.
me (in the mood): yah i noe!!I v bu shuang tt I lose to her.

*growls*

mum: Then how?Wat u plan to do?

!!!!

I looked at her.
Is she serious?
I put down my chopsticks calmly.

me: I will go and get the bikini pics from ping right now, and send it to him,
let him c wat he is missing.

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On a serious note,
pigu man is REALLY a gd catch.

A salmon among the ikan billis.

• Tall
• Dark
• Above-average-looking
• Decent and DAMN DAMN down-to-earth!!!!!(Look at the gf u'll noe)

*SIGHS DRAMATICALLY*

Despite the bitchy things I've said abt the girl and him (behind their backs of cos,n I don't mean them, of cos), deep deep down in my black black heart I truly understand y they r together. It takes a simple, kind heart to attract another. And tt's sadly sth I do not have. Lol~

I still can't believe someone like him exists!!!!!He really doesn't care abt appearance! I stilll can't believe my eyes. Must be the haze....

*salutes* There is hope for the male species afterall...

Gd-bye cute butt, I shall admire u, discreetly from afar.