He dropped down on the seat beside her and sighed heavily,
then he turned to her and said

"I don't know what she wants.She keeps blowing hot and cold"

Resigned,
she closed her notes and prepared to take on the role of aunt agony.

He spilled the story.

Apparently,
he has been hangin out with too many of his female friends,
too many times,
and the lady is kinda pissed.

She tried to explain the female psyche to him.

"You see,
this may not be a bad thing.
It doesn't mean tt she's not interested.
The thing is,
she was more open with u in the past because
well,
she might have the impression tt ur heading somewhere,
that she's special to u.
Then, now,
when she gets the idea tt u haf ALOT of female frens,
it's natural tt she wants to retreat, for fear of embarrassing herself
Just make her feel special again, all will be well"

She was such a great fren,
sh spent close to half an hour
"mothering" him back to his usual cheery self.

15 minutes later,
15 minutes into the lecture,
he turned towards her and said

"I think later when we go for the Roslyn talk, we don't sit together...can?"

WAT THE HELL!!

"I don't want her to misunderstand when she sees us together.
Later u walk in 1st then I walk in.
Pretend we don't know each other can?"

WAT THE F***?!!!

"So u intend to throw me to sit alone in the talk?What a great friend!"

Well,
at least he had enough conscience in him to look embarrassed.

Well,
at least he makes sure that I won't get slapped with a 3rd party label.

Guys.

I'm so thoroughly disgusted.

Where the hell is ur backbone, man?!!!
Excuse me!
When I said assure her and make her feel special,
I didn't mean tt u shd alienate ur friends can?!!!!

What,
Am I supposed to go into hiding if she happens to be around the corner?

ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

IDIOTS!!!