This is the mugu theory

According to the theory,
there is a standard pattern that underlines the type of females that males go for as they age.

The theory states that there are generally three main stages.

The 1st stage is commonly known as sprouting.
Males in this stage are mainly aged between 12-16.
During this period in life,
the kind of relaionships that they will go into with the opposite gender
is characterised purely by an obscure desire to just spend time together.
The activities most engaged in at this stage are mostly healthy and simple ones.
The emotions most evoked are almost always linked with joy.

The 2nd stage is what sociologist dugu call budding.
The average males, in this stage are mainly between the age of 17-25.
During this period in life,
the kind of motivation that underlines the male psyche is one of pride.
To put it simply, males in this stage of life,
will pursue the kind of females who sparked off physical attraction.
Common behaviours and terms to describe males who are in this stage include
bastards, jerks, and assholes.
The activities most engaged in at this stage are mostly repulsive, vain, and embarrassing.
The emotions most evoked are almost always confusing and contradictory.

After males grow out of the 2nd stage, they will enter a stage called blooming.
In this stage,
the average males have already developed enough sense and will disregard
empty physical attraction.
The male intellect would have progressed and matured enough to appreciate the importance and simplicity of characters.

This is probably why they say males are at their prime when they are 30.

Many argued against the mugu theory.
Dissenters believed that the classification of the age group is vastly inaccurate.
The most common argument states that the budding stage cannot be defined by age,
as it is more concerned with the development of inner maturity and emotions.
Some men never grow out of the budding stage, others simply bypass it.
There is also another minority group whose behaviours contradicts the theory completely.

Of cos, these factors were contemplated seriously by the young sociologists
as they sat on the bench outside paragon while they carried out their research.

They understood the complexity of the idiosyncracies of men.
Therefore, they strongly urge all to merely use their newly discovered mugu theory as a loose framework to understand the male psyche when it comes to boy-girl-relationships.

This is a testimony that Singapore truly is a small country with nothing much to do.

It was a Saturday night,
and my girlfriend and I have already combed the streets of Orchard countless times.
We've also made a few purchases,
ate quite a few things,
and oh!!

We found this really delightful lamp at a shop in Heeren.

It works by motion sensor.
I think it was on TV b4.
It's this lamp that is shaped like a conical flask,
and u switch on and off the lamb by moving ur hand right or left
U can also increase or decrease the intensity by moving ur hand up and down.

COOL~~~~

There was really nothing left for us to do.

Zee and I have already crazily snapped pics of a yellow lamborg, bitched about the owner's girlfriend for about 45 minutes.






























I have already bought a pair of shoes,
which Zee insists was inspired by The Devil Wears Prada,

and I'm resisting the urge to purchase a soft white pair.

Zee had already bought a pair of Levi's and has headed off to work.

Mu had already bought a pair of Levi's and was walking beside me
on the streets of Orchard,
for like the third time in a day.

We ended up sitting down by the side of the walkway outside paragon, and we talked.

And what do girls talk about when they are alone?

*laughs out loud*

Obviously,
we talked about guys.
about the guys from our past,
about the guys in our lives now,
about the guys we imagine to be in our future.
about our thoughts and dreams.

Girls can be such bitches.
What they want and need can seem so deceptively simple.

It's been a long long time since I last had the chance to just sit down and talk to her.
She hasn't really changed,
maybe a little more matured.
With the things that happened in her life,
and the complicated feelings and situation that is in existence now.....

I think I have girlfriends who are exceptionally courageous,
both of them.

I know that if I were in their situation,
hurhur.
I'd take the easy way out.

She says that right now,
she prefers to be with someone whom she doesn't like,
she prefers to be with someone whom she is attracted to,
who makes her laugh,
makes her happy,
Like a certain Mister in her life right now.

It hurts to know that both of them are suffering from the same wound.
And that guy in question has no idea what is going on.

It bothers me that,
I can do nothing about it.
As much as I wish to be able to do something about it,
I know, there is nothing to be done,
at least to make things better.

Damn it.

The healing will be done in time.
And a few years down the road,
the only hurt that they'll feel, is the one on their pride.
everything else will be forgotten,
at least feelings will fade in their intensity.
It will become a funny memory in time to come.
Embarrassing memory of youth.
There will come a time when they'll look back
and they'll wonder why the hell they even bother to cry for him.

Hurhur.
Been there, done that, even have the scars to prove it.

The only difference is....
both of them will have the same brand of scar to laugh over.

Like I said last night,
she and I,
are similar in more ways than one.

We like customer svc,
we like shopping,
we like to analyse things.

we like long bus rides,
we like old chang kee,
and we both look like fat old goats in levi's.

Despite our share of similarities,
we do have our distinct differences.

Althoh what,
I can't really put into words,
but we do,
and it's distinct.

Oh ok, I write better than her.

:X

A fren shared this with me last saturday.

He: why do women menopause earlier than men?
Me (confused) : do men even menopause? Men don't have menses eh!!
He (rolls eyes): it's because men don't grow past their adolescence.

Men don't grow past their adolescence.

Damn, mugu theory needs improvement.