The 3 of us were begginers at the game of mahjong,
and because we were beginners,
we had "Mr. shifus" guiding us along.

She picked a tile from the stacks on the table,
and her whole face lighted up.
Excitedly, her hand flew to the row of tiles in front of her,
preparing to "showhand"

"NOOOO!!!" suddenly her shifu's hand shot out and grabbed hers.
"NOOOO!!!"He shook his head vehemently,
his eyes so huge it seemed like it was about to pop out.

The other 3 girls and their shifus paused in their consideration of their game and stared at the commotion before their eyes.

"Oh!!!"The light of understanding dawned,
she slowly put the card out, calmly reached towards the flower stack",
took a tile,
and blushed furiously.

Her shifu was laughing so hard I thought he had an asthma attack.

Puzzled, the rest of us leaned towards her to get a closer look at the tile which caused
the epidemic laughter.

We understood.

It was a chicken!!!
And she thought it was a bird!!!!!

Oh my god!!!!
The whole table laughed so hard it almost flipped!!!!

It was the funniest mahjong game ever.

EVER.
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So what happened was,
there was an "SP" chalet.

For those of u who don't know wat an SP chalet was,
here's the explanation.

In SIM,
during the orientation camp,
the organisers had this crazy idea of lettin every freshman have a secret pal,
of an opposite gender,
of cos.

So, an SP chalet naturally means 2 OGs who are SPs to each other organising a chalet together.

So we have this SP chalet.
I was very against it right form the start.
1st of all, I hate too crowded get-together, especially with pple I don''t really know.
2ndly, I don't have very good impression of my SP's OG.
then the night b4, my grp rep in the "organising committee" called me
to persuade me to go earlier, cos accordin to him, the other OG,
to avoid awkward situation went that night le, so the 2nd night's solely for our OG4 alone.

I was excited.
Cos well,
I thot I cld c Mr. Cramps

:P

I'm a superficial bitch.

As it turns out,
Mr Cramps had another chalet and he didn't attend this one.

But that's besides the point.

The main pt here is tt,
the chalet sucks.

Most of the other OG pple came back the 2nd night,
and I felt as if half the SRC(student representative council) pple crashed our chalet.

And they brought alcohol.
Bottles and bottles of vodka, gin, and others which I cannot identify.
And they started playing games with forfeit that I cld not stomach.

Being a lit student,
talking abt sex is ok for me.
Being a very sporting person,
I'll happily accept even the most embarrassing forfeits,
But the open-mindedness stops there.

Setting forfeits like kissing chest hair,
giving love bites,
licking the ears,
69 positions,
french-kissing for 15 minutes
and sucking the nipples,

sorry, is waaaaay out of my league.

Throughout the game,
I was really shaking.
Althoh I didn't get any forfeits,
it was a very tense game for me,
as well as the girls in my OG.

It was so tense,
I'm sure anyone cld tell the girls in my OG apart from the others just by the very genuine fear in their eyes.

Surprisingly,
my mum allowed me to stay overnight at a chalet for the first time.
And for the first time in my life,
I didn't take the offer of a further extended boundary.

We left ard 1am,
after escaping the very sordid room.
Yes, I'm using the word sordid.
The very sordid room and the vile activities that were going on in there.

Dont' get me wrong.
I don't think the activities are vile because they involve a sexual nature.
I think they are vile because it involves a sexual nature,
with ppl who are attached,
or even if they weren't,
with strangers.

Call me unsporting,
call me old-fashioned.
I cldn't and neither do I wish to fit into that crowd.
I'd much prefer escapin into the world of mahjong in the living room.

It was really a huge sigh of relief when we settled down into the living room to begin our mahjong lesson.
It was a collective sigh.

Lol~

The chalet was a failure,
at least where I'm concerned.

The only times I enjoyed myself was the before and after the chalet-
the fishing trip,
althoh we didn't catch anything.
and the Jalan Kayu prata supper we went to have,
after we left the chalet.

Satisfying.

And I have this sudden thought tt,
had Mr Cramps been there,
he wldn't have let things gone to such extremes.