In order to ensure that the option of having a roof over my head in 35 yrs time will not be withdrawn,
I've decided to update this humble space of mine in order to pacify my provider.

Right,
so what have I been up to lately?

Nothing much,
and I do mean nothing much.

The most exciting purchase I made recently has got to be the 4.2ml Pental liquid paper
which cost me a whopping $2.50 after discount.
Gone were the days when u can buy the 12ml one for $3.80 with a super power Pental eraser
thrown in as free gift to sweeten the deal.
The price of that very long-life product has since escalated to $4.50
since the last time I bought it,
which was more than 3 yrs ago.

*HUGE SIGH*

Life is getting harder!!

So the most exciting thing that happened has got to be the violence in the office resulting in
the once-in-a-lifetime-experience of having warm tea soak thru the denim of my jeans,
the struggle to wash it out,
as well as the professionalism in continuing to work and assist the idiots who call in with increasing retardedness,
standing on my feet the whole time while waiting for the wetness on my butt to dry,
and the aroma of teh to fade away.

The cause of the violence?
I can't seem to recall.
Must be some really insignificant spark.
The source of the violence though,
permeates my memory vividly.

No wonder they say mistresses have no say,
and that ultimately,
they will be used and tossed away
once the provider has found someone new.

And my provider has found someone new.

*huge sigh*

So what else have I been up to?
Nope,
I haven't gone clubbing,
neither have I touched alcohol since the yr started.

I've been fighting with the PRCs and Indonesians for study tables in SIM.
But apparently,
because of the weird cultures and beliefs of these foreigners,
for instance our fellow Chinese don't wash their hands after they finish their business in the toilets,
they actually have developed some really special powers such that we Singaporeans can never defeat them when it comes to fighting for tables and talking at an impossibly high pitch and tone.
And because I refuse to learn from them,
and coat my hands in germs and what-have-you,
I have gradually meditated and obtained a higher level of attainment by
transforming into a part of the furniture in Ngee An poly's library.

Also,
I've been keeping to my word
of training in order to participate as a referee in the next world cup,
by leavin my prints on the ONLY BLUE TRACK in Singapore,
together with my 小朋友, Wee Jie Yin.

Well,
the exercise is extremely necessary
as I bought my new yr clothes really early,
and besides the perceived outcome risk of these apparels losing their fashionability,
these days of isolation and attempted mugging is really detrimental to my already gone figure.


So I face the risk of not being able to FIT as well.

And I've also found out a really interesting thing this week from my new friends over at the
BBC world service about the lives of doctors, healthcare professionals and intellectuals over at Poland.
And since my provider had ceased her add-a-knowledge section,
I've decided to share this tidbit of info with everyone so that we can all be

Intellectual 正妹s!!

Apparently, it is common for them to hold two jobs in order to sustain their living.
This is attributed to the remnants of the comuunist state that they were previously.
In the past,
educated people were viewed as a threat to stability while labourers,
people who worked the lands with their hands were seen as assets.
Although central control has already been abolished,
sadly,
the mentality still remains.
So one of the alternatives that Polish doctors actually did in order to not hold an additional job,
is to drive 12hrs to neighbouring Aberdeen in Britain to take house calls once every other weekend,
since the English doctors make more than enough to reject these long journeys and tiring assignments.

So yes,
now u see why I haven't been blogging,
my life is just TOO entertaining to be captured in words.

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