A friend of mine was put thru the "best friend test" awhile back.
And I think he flunk it man.
So here I am doing the male species a grand favour.
Thank aunty fairyinagoldfishbowl when u get ur girl ok?
*claps twice*
Listen up!!!Ten yr series ok!!
Here's the oldest question in the book,
you'd think the guys wld've aced it after being asked this like a million times.
Apparently, they never learn.
*shakes head*
"What do u like abt her?"
Now, now, there can be variations in the way the question is asked,
for example,
"Why do u like her?"
"What's so special abt her?" etc
but the requirements are all the same.
Let me give u the marking scheme
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I'm kidding.
Actually, the ans all best friends are lookin for is really very simple.
Nothin fanciful.
All best friends ever want for their sistas
is a guy who is sincere and true,
someone who won't stray,
someone whom they can trust their bestie to....
A warm embrace that can take away the cold,
from their bestie.
A pair of shoulders that can absorb all the pain and tears,
from their bestie.
The reason for the glimmer of bliss in the eyes,
of their bestie.
So all u have to do guys,
is just assure the best friend tt their best friend is special,
at least to you.
"......I really don't have an answer to that...
(pause and then look at the best friend straight in the eye)
I'm just,
I'm just incredibly drawn to her.
And I can't help it."
It is tt simple.
Just make sure you mean it.
Now aren't u girls glad I'm NOT a guy?
And aren't u guys heaving a sigh of relief
tt I'm not part of the competition?
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