Sunday, October 14, 2007

Having been in the call centre for a prolonged period of time,
I have come to believe that the word "FUCK" is an indispensible one.

It has such a fuckingly amazing variety of uses,
ranging from expressing joy

for example,
"Fuck sia!I can't believe this customer is so nice!"

to anxiety

"I'm so gonna be fucked by my TL......die die die...."

to frustration

"fuck fuck fucker!!for 5 cents drag my call!!!stingy fucker!"

Moreover,
every fucking form of the word is just as useful,
be it as a noun, adjective, adverb, verb,
and get this,

it can even be used as a form of spoken punctuation!!!

"I'm so fucking pissed ok? Fuck. He doesn't do his job and when I do mine, I get blamed. Fuck. Sometimes I really can't stand it. Fuck. I tell you, lucky I have my fucking fren. Or else, fuck, I tell you, I wldn't haf gotten to where I am today. Fuck"

What a word!!!!

But last night,
I received an enlightening lesson.

I believe everyone already appreciates the great uses of the noble word.
But have you ever wondered about its history?

According to the young at heart,
the word was born in medieval times,
when the king played god
and where each and every action undertaken has to be permissioned by the king himself.

Even very personal ones.

So I was told,
in the past,
after people have sought the king's consent,
they would place the acronym,
F.U.C.K
at their door

F(ornification) U(nder the) C(onsent of the) K(ing)

Don't you think that
that would've made a more interesting sign to hang on the hotel door,
rather than the very boring "Do not disturb"?

I think so!!!!

lol~



hell woman,
you're one amazing fuck.
I don't think I wld ever be able to fully appreciate the word had u not presented me with such an "all-rounded education" lol~

you've been workin VERY hard,
and althoh it's a very encouraged attitude to adopt,
please please PLEASE remember to take care of yourself.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

See? I hv told u a long long time ago that FUCK is a universal word that no human on this earth can do without.

muahahahahahahaha

7:14 PM  
Blogger fairy in a goldfish bowl said...

I know u said so a long long time ago.

Oh well, u've lived longer than me wat!!

:X

7:02 PM  

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