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Setting- An ordinary lecture theatre in school

Girl spots a focused frown on her face as she concentrates on scribbling down the mathematical equations and graphs on the projector screen.

With a muttered oath,
she throws her pen on the table,
and grabbing her right hand with her left,
turns it upward so she can glare at the wound that is right smack on her palm.

Guy sitting beside her shakes his head,
rummages in his bag for awhile,
then grabs her right hand.

Girl turns to him in shock and tries to pull away.

Guy shifts his body and his arm so that girl's hand is locked.

They struggle discreetly,
but violently

"Put plaster!" he insists

"No!!!The pus will not dry up!" she whispers fiercely

"It's an open wound, have to cover up to prevent infection!" he retorts in just as fierce a whisper.

Girl gives up the struggle.

Guy,
proudly,
as if overcoming a tough obstacle,
stuck the plaster on girl's palm with a victorious smirk,
then leans back to admire his masterpiece.

"What?" Girl asks.

Guy grabs girl's hand again,
and with his other free hand,
snatches up his pen.



"There! Like this, with my endorsement and smile, u'll have the speediest of speedy recovery"

Satisfied,
guy returns attention to the balding lecturer up front

Girl,
studies the plaster on her palm and smiles to herself.

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Scene changes to one at the park,
with the guy and the girl sitting on a park bench.

Guy suddenly turns to the girl and staring at her intently,
produces a blue velvet jewelry box.

Girl's hands fly to her mouth as she gasps in shock.

She looks at him with a question in her eyes.
He nods as if understanding the quiet query,
then opens the box.

It holds a beautiful, ribboned, unopened,
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"Remember how we met?" He asked.

Girl smiles, nods, and teared sweetly.

Guy lifts girl's hand,
untied the ribbon around the plaster,
tore off the wrapping,
and carefully,
reverently,
slips it on girl's ring finger.

The couple hugs.

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[ An original work by the very talented blogowner, conceived when she was inspired by
the mini altercation she had with her partner-in-crime, similar to the one above,
during a managerial econs (yes, managerial econs again!) lecture. Point to note: unlike the conception above,
blogowner and plaster boy do know each other.]

I'm gonna hafta make extra trips to the temple before my managerial econs exams if this goes on....
I'm gonna be a geek and really FOCUS for my next ME class....
I have to do it!!

Grr!!!!

Now this is completely random,
it's just sth tt struck me suddenly.

I realised tt blogs are truly amazing.

There, during that same ME lecture,
I caught sight of 2 very familiar faces,
but the thing is,
I know for certain that I do not know them personally.

Yet I know that I've seen them,
and I KNOW abt them.

I even know that one of them is called "Liling",
a girl who's quite into shopping and sports.
And I even know that she just went cable-surfing in batam or bintan,
or well, u noe, some nearby island.

The other is Hoi Ling.
Does Ktv quite regularly,
Quite a camwhore and someone who knows how to "act-cute"

I thought abt it for quite sometime,
trying to recall if they're some really random hi-bye friends.
And then,
it suddenly came to me this afternoon where I've seen them before,
and how I've come to know abt them.

THEIR BLOGS!

Isn't it scary?

Come to think of it,
who knows who's reading my blog at this moment,
some stranger whom I don't know,
but who knows abt the intimate thoughts that's going through my mind,
and who knows abt my life,
maybe even more so than some of the acquaintances I have.

WOW.