You know you're sunburnt
when you scratch non-stop
and start applying moisturiser in the midst of lecture.

You know you're so burnt you are going to peel
when you conscientiously slather moisturiser on yourself
despite getting weird looks from the people you thought were your friends.

You know you don't have many friends in school
when despite watching you grimace in pain,
they continue patting your very chao-tah shoulders.

You know you are bored in lecture
when your partner-in-crime and you got so high over the surprising discovery of using the same type of oil blotters,
and within the space of a few minutes,
broke out into a heated argument over who's the idiot who's using the product meant for the opposite gender
and ended up with some sort of differentiation,
some sort of an acceptable truce......




You know you can kiss your hopes of getting 1st class for managerial econs
when all of the above takes place in that one single lecture.