Do you remember the times when you were younger,
when you were in Primary school,
say primary 5 perhaps?
And there'll be this girl/boy in class who's forever fighting to be seen and heard by the teachers?
We used to call these people teachers' pets.
Fine,
I admit,
I used to be that in primary sch.
I mean,
what am I supposed to do man?
I used to be damn smart.
Anyway, my point is,
it's cute in primary school,
and you'd think as we get older,
these days were over.
I mean,
we're all in uni and you'd think pple actually grow up,
boys especially.
Afterall they did NS.
But no!!!
Think again!!!
There's this boy in my ME lecture,
the one my partners-in-crime and I lovingly term,
"THE LOSER"
It's inarguably a tad unoriginal,
but I seriously don't think there's another name that matches him as well.
Anyway,
he did it again today.
And my dearest balding Manfred FINALLY lost his mask of civility.
So the story goes....
Manfred was going through our tutorial questions.
It was a disgusting one on bidding.
In short,
the question goes something like there's this tenant, and this outside bidder.
So the seller will get a quotation from this outside bidder and offer it to the tenant.
And if the tenant is willing to match the price offerred,
priority goes to the tenant.
And we are to find the expected payoff to the owner.
Manfred," So how many bidders are there?"
the loser raised his hand,
held up his pointer finger, his middle finger and his ring finger.
"Three!" he proudly exclaimed.
Manfred," Where got 3? You bidding also is it?"
SHIOK.
DAMN SHIOK!!
Noone does it like Manfred.
He doesn't serve u shit on a silver platter.
He just tosses it in ur face.
I'm not mean ok?
I really am not!!!
You've got to be present to know how irritating this guy is!!
Last week he was making some kind of crack against the international students
and those studying in the local unis,
like he's some disadvantaged guy who's been wronged by the entire world.
Worst,
he seemed to think that he's some kind of genius.
Unbelievable.
I'd think there was only one "Melvin" in the entire world?
But this guy just proved me wrong.
P.S Melvin is this equally irritating guy who used to be in my IBM class.
That's another story, for another day.
Alright,
that's enuf bitchiness for a day.
Trust me,
I was a total bitch today.
In addition to "the Loser",
I said alot of nasty things abt alot of pple who doesn't deserve the comments :X
You don't wanna get in my way on a Monday pple,
especially if I'm falling sick.
GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
P.S apologies for the meaningless rantings. My throat and nose is killing me. Will be back for a proper update on the "younger generation" a.k.a si-gi-na when I'm feeling better.
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