Wat Fer was doing the year I was born.....

1986

"When I was only two I started to kick my brother’s ball around the house, and that was my first contact with football. Around then another of my hobbies was throwing things out of the window. Unluckily, one day I threw a model truck, which was full of money, out into the street. That story is pretty well known, but I think it deserves a mention in my biography, because of the difficult time it caused for my parents. It ended up as just a family anecdote, though"

And his girlfriend's name is Olalla.
(Or something like that!But it was a funny name. Ollali ollala, life goes on~ oooh life goes on~)

Seriously, why would anyone think that Torres and Cristiano are alike?