Balls, Boobs, sex...
and more men and balls.

That about sums up my day yesterday :)

Before ur dirty minds take u elsewhere,
allow me to do some explaining....

Caught the hostel yesterday.

Made me feel like a freakin pervert.
Even more so watching it with 3 girls,

one who is not even old enuf to watch an M18 flick.

Her sister is the one to blame if she turns out weird.

I was disappointed.
Both with the show and Japan.

About the show,
I was so excited when I heard that mu has her hands on it.
I was expecting something disturbing,

I mean, it's R21.
It's got to be freaking scary right?

right?

Oh yeah,
I was scared quite shitless when the blond flashed me her super humongous, droopy, inhuman boobs.
That was downright scary!!

Seriously, I think the only merits of the show was the eyeball,
and the slit ankle.
The huge chainsaw,
reminiscent of SAW drew a delighted gasp from us too.

Imagine...
What wld u haf done if u saw someone with an eyeball dangling partially out of the socket,
when u haf to make a decision in seconds, cos any delay wld cause u ur life?

It was an...enriching experience,
at least for me.
I mean,

I never knew that an eyeball cld hang out like tt.

And I most definitely do not know that when severed,
pus wld squart out.

Coooooooool~~~~~~

Then, it was time for our nightly activity.
Seriously, I am at a loss over how else to spend my night time le.
Slacking at MacDonald's has become quite a habit, of late.

And I've no doubt eaten enough fries and soda to last me a lifetime.

And if that wasn't distressing enough,
Japan's performance last night was enough to make one bang the table in frustration.

And I was the one who banged the table,
of cos.

*smiles sheepishly*

and the uncle uncle who was unfortunate enuff to share the table with us jumped in his seat.

*laughs out loud*

He is this fatherly-looking man with a receding hairline,
nursing his "The usual!One Large sundae and large green tea!!"

And until last night, I didn't even know tt there is LARGE sundae.
I thot they all came in 1 size only.

The things one learn when watching world cup is amazing.

Kawaguchi stole my heart last night.
I think, he's the second most brillient goalie in the world!!!!
(this is coming from a soccer idiot who was wowed away by the penalty save,
and who conveniently forgot tt he conceded 3 goals to Australia in so short a time,
and almost one own goal last night)

While Necarter-as the commentator likes to pronounce his name
blew me away with his teleporting skill to be anywhere he felt he was needed.

In spite of it all,
and much to our agonizing frustration,
Japan only managed to draw with Croatia.

And my screeches didn't help either.

Apparently,
all the, I quote "warm up" I did while watching Hostel last afternoon was wasted.

Oh right,
maybe not to the 2 uncle uncles who were extremely amused by us.

"Eh!Shout louder leh!That's the spirit!I love the energy!"encouraged an uncle uncle.

"Wah!!The rate u all r going,u won't haf energy to last the whole match!"said one concerned uncle uncle.

Apparently, he was wrong.