She was driven to a fevered pitch
when he appeared in four miserly strips of cloth.

She cupped her mouth,
she scremed,
and then,
she let the tigress in her free

"TUO DIAO!!" She demanded for him to remove the shreds of cloths.

"Bu yao lah,wo hai siu,zhe yang zi hen gang ga"he replied shyly,
angling his hands in an attempt to cover his nakedness.

Antagonised,
she sat back and bidded her time.

Then she saw another opportunity to declare her love.

"SARANG HE-YO!!" she shouted "I love u" in Korean.

Her heart shattered
when he flatly refused to answer.

It hurts,
but her,
being the most devoted female on the face of this earth,
continued showering him in affection.

"NI HAO KE AI!!"

"JIA YOU!!!"

Then she heard a weird noise beside her,
that sounds...
suspiciously like a male attempt to smother his laughter.

Having more important things in mind,
she ignored him.

Then solemnly promised the only man her eyes could see

"WO HUI YONG YUAN JI DE NI DEEEEEE!!!!!"

The sound grew louder.

Irritated to have her tender moment with Lin Jun Jie interupted,
she sneaked a glance at the guy seated beside her.
It confirmed her suspicions.

He was laughing at her!!!
Throughout the whole concert!!
That weird noise was his smothered laughter!!!

How dare he!!!

*flies into an indignant rage*

I hope his girlfriend flares up at him showering so much attention on me.

To the man who was sitting beside the brave,
candid girl in the yellow tube last sat 24 June,

I HOPE U GET INTO TROUBLE WITH UR GIRL FOR LAUGHING AT ME THRUOUT THE WHOLE DAMNED CONCERT!!!

"Wei shen me ni yi zhi xiao ge bi na ge nu de?"asks she angrily
"Ta ke ai ma"says he
"Wo bu gou ke ai ma?"asks she
"ni hen boring eh!!"he bursts out,
"Jiao wo pei ni lai kan nan ren, you bu entertain wo,
ni yi wei wo bbm ah!!!"

yeah~That would be sweet revenge.

"Eh, gang cai zuo wo ge bi de ren shuo le yi ju "you shi na ge nu de" "

the bubble bursts with this sentence from yee kiat.

*Slaps hand on forehead*

Remind me to carry a pen and a paper bag the next time I go out.

Without a doubt,
at the rate that I'm going,
I'd be signing autographs soon.

Can u imagine,
all the MacDonald's uncle uncle and the concert pple running after me?
Maybe I can consider operating a business that offers amusement to bored people,
or perhaps I can put my loud voice to gd use and offer to help pple at concert shout to their idols,
in exchange for a concert ticket.

Hurhur.

Like I said, I do have bright ideas somewhere in my grey matter :)



The concert-goers. (Boys r such obedient camera crew.Takin turns to snap us)
If u'd watched campus superstars,
U'dprobably recognise Zhi Yang in our midst.
The poor boy's so busy recently tt we hardly had time to go sing KTV.
Eh Yang Yang, K-box next sat ok?
I miss singing duet with u :p

Gotcha!!I lied! U were convinced tt ZhiYang was part of us, weren't u?

*slaps knee in hearty laughter*

U gotta admit tt JJ's the handsomest cockroach in the world!!!

This is the 4 strips of cloth tt brought abt my downfall

Star-gazing with "milk" from energy(red) and wang jian fu (purple)

And this is the place And these are the pple who were highly entertained. By me or JJ, I can't really tell. *Shrugs.Chuckles*

Alright!!TT's all folks.

*Visuals courtesy of bbm mu*