When I complained that I never received any sweet good night messages from the boyfriend,
he was exasperated.

"Nowadays where got people send template messages anymore? Besides, ur boyfriend not good looking, nobody send him de. Go where find?"

- silence from my end of the phone

"K lah K lah, u don't off ur hp yet ah, let me go think of something"

A few minutes later, my handphone beeped and this came in...

To girlfriend,

As u go to bed tonight,
I ordered bats to guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white,
and to make sure that u're alright,
I'll ask dracula to kiss ur neck tonight.

I think the boyfriend could have done pretty well,
if he studied literature.