I'm so angry!
I'm so angry!!

I'm soooooo angry!!!!!

I've been reading the speculations of some supposed experienced soccer watchers
about the starting line-up for tonight's super important match.

And the bloody idiots were saying tt
the Gyoza shd start instead of Tor,
while Fab plays in place of Vi.

SSSSHOLES!!!!!

You can't just decide who is a better player based on the no. of goals scored.

So what if he is the top scorer for la liga?
So what if he netted more goals than Tor in uefa 2008?
Tor performed OUTRAGEOUSLY well in his 1st season in EPL too ok.

The gyoza was plain lucky cos Fab was sharp in his assist in the match against Russia,
and the defenders were already tired out chasing Tor and
thus needless to say, were paying him less attention.

I mean, after all, his name is not FERNANDO TORRES.

And excuse me,
don't forget that he is that idiot who missed the penalty against Italy.

Tor has not performed up to expectations,
that's true.
But even his disappointing performances are better than the Gyoza's surprisingly good ones.

I'm not well-versed in the art of watching soccer,
but I can identify deft dribbling
(like the one Tor demonstrated to gain a corner for Spain against Italy),
I can identify selfless play
(like the numerous times he assisted in goals),
and that's something the gyoza can never do.

Can't these people see that the gyoza is just lucky?
Waiting out for brilliant opportunities and passes from people like Fab?

I'm so angry!!!
I'm so angry!!!
I'm still angry!!!!

And I get angry every time I see people sayin tt Tor shd sit out on tomorrow morning's match.

It's alrdy super worrying tt Vi'll miss the match.
Let's hope Ballack will miss it too.
And that stupid Gyoza will not play in place of Vi of Tor.

There's a reason why Tor is in the 1st team,
and there's a reason why Liverpool was willing to pay more than 20million for him.

The Gyoza will never be a fit replacement for him.

N dumbdumb Tor,
you better justify my anger over these speculations by playing well....