I'm blogging an awful lot lately.
And I tell myself this is advanced compensation
for my foreseen prolonged absence in the next few weeks to come
as I drag myself relunctantly off to

STUDY CAMP

Our ritual Lunch after the SHAKE LEG MAKE MONEY SESSION SAT.

Last Sat not rly shaking much legs thoh.

Nevertheless,

lunch was everthebest wit the usual khakis,

Ms Zee the Schizophrenic who became Ms/Mr Zee the sexy voice,

Ms Hong Yu Zhen 小姐,

and Boss,

the Miss-knoweverythingundertheuniverse

who happens to be a potential hotshot executive at MLynch.

Thank goodness for them.
I wldn't haf had enuf sanity to sit thru my afternoon Psycho Class otherwise.

It must've been the Psycho Saturday class
or the accidental exchange of breath with Ms/Mr Zee,
that I fell sick on Sunday.

But u noe wat?
Fortunately, there's this drug called the LK-pill.


Heard it's rly effective especially if u haf some S-POP to wash it down with.


And don't overdo it,
just 2/3 of the pill will do.

Remember,
don't be greedy,
good things shd come in lil doses.
I will not be responsible for ur diminishing marginal returns.


Received a call from a very missed voice earlier this evenin on my way hm.
Hearing his hearty laughter,
familiar crappy conversations,
it was just mindless laughter among
3 frens who had not met up in full set for the longest time.

I was rly happy for Bak Kwa.
So I told Deer,

"Seeing his roundness makes me extremely forgiveable towards his happiness"

U see,
he was building his happiness on our misery.
All his post-exams-joy.....
but u noe wat?

I feel comforted just seeing his horizontal growth.

Ok, so I lied.
I didn't blog cos I was trying to make up for my impending absence.

U shd noe I'm not THAT nice.

U noe it's just the feeling of
u noe u shd be doing sth else,
like mugging ur head off for example,
but u just can't bring urself to.

So u head to the computer,
turn it on,
and try to convince urself tt u're really doing sth productive,

sth bigger that benefits the GREATER GOOD of mankind.

I know,
I'm the biggest liar in the whole wide world.

And I know,
my throat's just gonna get worst.