She raises her hands up in protest,
to shield herself from mocks who are rushing towards her at lightning speed,
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Yes,
1st mock exam, IBM is abt 2 weeks away.

I'm dead.

Been trying to find time and energy to mug these days...
Thoroughly shagged,
abit crazy,


Believe me when I say I'm abit crazy.

It's really time to start mugging le.

Thank goodness for the newly opened study corner near my place, lights and fans are not on timer. Thanks goodness for the great weather recently, cool weather to sit outdoor, have the breeze blowing while I glare at the notes in fron tof me.

And thank goodness for the great studying khakis who travel all the way down to my place,

otherwise I'd haf been stoning in front of the tv.

Of cos, thank GOODNESS most of all, for a great mum who prepared hot soup and apples to keep us going thru the night.

I can imagine more of such days to come.

and more angry red zits popping up in protest.

DAMN!!!

You know what they say about accidental theories.
These are often the best.

Recall how Newton formulated his law of gravity when an apple fell onto his head.

Similarly,
urs truly also experienced a stroke of genius yesterday during soci night class.

The four of us sat in a row,
struggled to get our catatonic minds to stop stoning while Pontipa lectured in front.

Deer sighed and turned to me,

" He looks so sad," he said, pointing at Mr Pagent-runner-up.
Then he took out the "deathnote" and scribbled on it.

KongBa and I bent over reading what he wrote

[u and celeste broke up ah?No wonder she not here today]

and he shoved it over to Mr.Pagent-runner-up.

When the "deathnote" came back, it was a huge

[HUH]

I: [poor thing...she dumped u?It's alrite!!!U still haf Huili and Chloe!!!]

The deathnote came back, and the 3 of us stared at it

[Pls loh,they are just frens]

racking our brains for the punchiest punchline.

That was when I experienced the sudden inspiration.

*tink!!*

I: [ Friends = not attractive ]

Mr Pagent-runner-up burst out laughing before he scribbled
[ Don't put words in my mouth ]

I: [Tt means it is true!! ]

Mr Pagent-runner-up: [They are just not my type.]

So here's my grand theory,
comparable to the great Karl Marx,
or Durkheim.

The big difference between friends and more-than-friends,
lies in the attractiveness of the other party.

So much for the noble idea of "love" *rolls eyes*

More-than-friends are merely friendship with an element of lust.

Don't believe me?
I've got another case study to prove my point

About a week ago,
Deer and I were tokin,
about this Doe tt he was initially interested in.

He said tt sometimes when he looks at her,
he feels tt it is wrong,
cos she is just so young and...innocent.

He says it feels wrong to think of her "tt way"

SO! To clarify, I said,

" Hmm...so u mean, IF the time comes, u can't bring urself to do IT"

He stared at me like I just sprouted two heads.
Swore like there's no tomorrow.
Lectured me for being crude and unladylike.

Then he grew thoughtful

and looked at me with a new light,
" actually true eh, I think so too"

It was a very honest answer to a very honest question.

This is a very frank theory,
tested empirically,
rendered true.

So until a better theory comes along,
Pls call me
Professor Fairyinagoldfishbowl.

I think I've been reading too much sociology.... -_-!

My life has been quite interesting lately :)
Maybe sometime later,
when it all blows over,
I'll share the story of "simultaneous equation"

:) Oh man....I never thot uni cld get THIS exciting.

Dear game master,

I am feeling extremely tired of the game.
I was never cut out for mind games.

I was never a strategic planner.

Nor will I ever be.

I want out.

Love,
Exhausted gamer

About 6 months ago, a colleague said to me,

"funny that the activities that u suggest are so sporty, cos u don't look sporty at all to me."

I remembered glaring at him.

Now about 6 months later,
I'm all excited cos yeah!!Finally!!!I'll get to do sth sporty!!!
I was so lookin forward to going down to east coast to rollerblade,
to fulfill my dream of being a blade babe.

I packed the necessities:
-blades
-1litre of water
-shades
-cap
-slathered UV protection on my face

and then I looked out the window....

SHIT.

So this was what happened to my sunday

Sporty huh?

Anyway, the day was not lost.
Thanks to the rain, my craving for steamboat was once again escalated to intolerable heights.
So we headed to AMK for steamboat.

I mean, u can't expect us to go anywhere when we are all lookin so TAK-GLAM.

Oh yah!!!
The NTUC at AMK was so huge, the 4 aunties had a hell of a time browsing....
And we saw sth that was so hilarious we all cracked up.
I just hafta snap a pic of it...

BULLDOG SAUCE!!!!! WAT THE HELL!!!!Japs r sure innovative.

I wonder what they eat that with...

And they even haf live seafood!!!Can u believe it???

It's LONG SIA DA GUO XIAO NU HAI!!! (lobster bigger than small girl)

And I was telling galpal, the day I find a guy who can give me as much joy shopping in a supermarket as they did, that wld be the day I finally settle down.

Somehow... it's almost magical

How they make ordinary places, ordinary experiences special, just by being in them.

About 5 yrs ago,
she almost fell in love.

She did alot of stupid things then.
There were fears, tears, alot of anger,
and revelation about herself.

She promised herself then that she will never allow herself to become that way again.

The loss of control
The emotional rollercoaster
They were all too much to handle.

It was like dancing,
he advanced,
she retreated.

And clumsily, she trampled on his feet.

He decided to switch partner.

And she became a total wreck.

Last saturday, her fren told her that she was carrying a grudge.
She refuted that vehemently, cos sometimes,
it is hard to admit to oneself that one is not that good afterall.

Her fren got the idea right,
just the wrong guy :p

She was guilty of carryin a grudge.
She was guilty of taking revenge on innocent parties.

She is sorrier than ever.

She decides to sheath her claws,
She is trying to change,
hopefully she will.

But she honestly doesn't think so.

That level of vulnerability is just too scary.

But she will sheath her claws.

She will.
She must.