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Last week was a blurry whirl of social activity.

Monday & Tuesday,
Chinese New Year. Need I say more?

Wednesday,
Struggle to get re-acquainted with reality-work.
By the way, have I mentioned it before?

It sucks.
And the least of which, are the paper cuts.

Imagine,
all those paper cuts, all the running ard the office,
all the frustrations of trying to make out customers' handwriting and demands,

and none of the cheques get credited into MY account.
Only the blame.

Oh, did I forget to mention?
It sucks.

That's why I fell sick on Thursday : )
I guess I really am allergic to work.

Thursday,
KTV session.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!Have been having the urge for the loooooooooooongest time!
Althoh stupid me pulled a really stupid stunt to get an mc, and ended up not being in the best condition to maximise the session, but heck! It's only once in a blue moon that I sing lidat OKAY? So cherish it,

cos it's never going to happen again.
NEVER.

Doctor: So, what's wrong with u today?

Me: My nose is botherin me.

Doctor: Let me c wat's really wrong wit u 1st.
Cos a flu is normally only a sign of a bigger problem *smiles kindly *

She pronounces my lungs and throat "Quite alright" and my nose "pretty wet"

Doctor:It's alright!No problem. I'll cover u with leave today, rest well, and u'll b up and runnin 2ml.
No worries.

Phew~
My only worry is that she would call on my bluff of rubbing my nose furiously to get the mucus running.
And well, all I can say is there really is such a thing as karma.

My nose ran the whole day.
It was blocked.
I sounded awfully nasal.
And I went horribly off-tune, off-key.

Embarrassing.

Anyways!!!
Thursday ended with a fabulous dinner at pow sing (that place is really full of memories),
crazy fun with sparklers and my girls at a playground.

It was insane.

I felt as thoh the wind was blowing in my hair again,
the way it blew when I was just a little girl.

The liberty and indulgences of childhood, relived.

Friday,
bad bad me skipped guitar lesson.
Yes, I did. I never thot I would but I did.

Well, it was Ms-defy-her-and-die-pumping-Choong.
Wat is a girl supposed to do man?

Anyways!
It was a fab dinner which started out quite rocky.
I mean, how the hell do u expect me to carry a conversation when I'm seated at the end of the freaking long table, in between Desmond and Nat?

Ok, Nat wasn't the problem. I ended up crapping with him and Netty like nobody's business.
Oh yar!I need to clarify sths Nathaniel Kebab Tan.

1. I weighed a mere 47kg when u piggybacked me ok! I couldn't haf caused YOU, of all pple,
a sprained ankle.

2. I did not fart when u were piggy-backing me, asshole.

and

3. Your back isn't exactly the most comfortable back in the world

*makes an ugly scrunched-up face*

If u were to stumble upon my blog unconsciously, I hope u get the shock of ur life and
may the destruction of my reputation rests on ur guilty conscience forever!

*makes another ugly scunched-up face*

oh, where was I?
Right.
Dinner was followed by chilling out at the roof of suntec,
playing silly games and just having mindless fun : )

Of cos, and who can forget dear honeybunny, who drove to yishun following bus route

*smiles fondly*

"Eh Andre!Why the seatbelts at the back cannot use one?"

"Eh!Eh!Eh!Doooooonnn't!!!!They are new!Don't remove the plastic!"

Riiiiiight~
and they double-up as booby traps for unsuspecting females u pick up while clubbing too.
(oak-kay!I'm sounding very ungrateful) Even so, he's a really gr8 guy!Really!

Saturday,
Steamboat and managing a gambling den at uncle raymond's.

It was also revelation day. Let's see, wat did I learn?

1. Asri has big balls *oops*

"U got oranges?"
"I'm washing them now"

Not cool, Asri. Not cool.

2.Some people can't count, but is so well-versed in the art of subtlety

3 bus stops away...When someone says 3 bus stops away,

It freakin means u don't count the stop that u board, Dammit!!!

"I look at u, I think u don't eat much one lah hoh?"

*stares suspiciously at him* "U want my rice isit?"

"Heh heh!" *laughs heartily*

Men. Commandoes.
Dodos.

3. Some people doll up when....er-hem!Circumstances call for it.

U go girl!U don't look a day over 21 when u put all that paint on ur face.
U shd do tt more often u noe?

U noe I'm tokin to u : p

4. The emperor makes wise decisions

Yes, I will foreva just be xi gong.
wo shu de xin fu kou fu.
Haha~

The empress is just sooooooooo nice!!!
(Freakin good figure too~ *attempts to whistle, and yet again, fails miserably* )

Sunday,
Got my baby.

A Sony Ericsson K750i.
I know it's not a new model.
And I know there's like,no crazy ravings over it.
It's not breath-takingly beautiful
and it's not even compatible with my computer!

But, I just love it.
It's my baby!!!!

mummy loves you!!!!!!!!!! Muaks! *kisses and hugs*

Alrighty!!!5 minutes up!

Fairy in a goldfish bowl-OUT!!!

Who am I kidding?
I can type that fast, I'll be in the guinness book of records.