Monday!!!!!!ARGHHHH!!!!!!!

Ok, today wasn't that bad. I was feeling quite ok until someone came and told me that I resemble a certain somebody in L2...

*bleah~
I shall not say who, cos she reads my blog....OOps~Sorry Jo!

uh~oh!

I had quite a weekend with my family. Went to my cousin's place to celebrate baby Ashton's 1st month arrival in this world. He is really quite cute, u noe?

Hands off, mu, don't u DARE have any sexual fantasies on THIS Ashton!!!

I think I finally understood wat some people mean when they say that they are afraid to go near babies, or hold hamsters in their palms, for fear of accidentally killing them. Ashton is sooooooooooo small. His head is just the size of my cupped palms, and if u think my eyes are impossibly small and, and invisible, u should see his. His would e like, like can only be seen under a magnifying glass loh!And his hands and feet. Oh my god....his fingers and toes arh, soooooooo tiny like

his whole feet and arm can be stuffed inside my nostrils
and still got space

Now, on an entirely different note. Let me tell u about Ashton's father, cousin Alex.

I tell u, the sight tt greeted me when I arrived at their doorstep is straight out of a male version of Baywatch.
Oh my god.
Imagine stepping out of the lift and the first thing, or rather, things u see were 4 naked, golden brown torsos...oh my god. Nevermind that one of those belongs to my paternal cousin. I had an extremely hard time regulating my breathing and the direction my eyes were automatically taking.

STAY FOCUSED ON HIS FACE WHEN CONGRATULATING HIM!!!FOR GOD'S SAKE

And my mum was no better.
Must have inherited her genes.

Throughout the whole course of the buffet, she was gleefully whispering to me how hot cousin Alex is, and wat a great figure he has.

Of which I agreed wholeheartedly of cos, deep in the secret, secret, secret corner of my heart.
Come on loh, in times like this, if the mother has no self-restraint, the daughter has to at least demonstrate some sign of sensibility and not gush with her.

Besides, two gorgeous ladies gushing and swooning would be far too obvious.

I think cousin Dawn (Alex's wife, *bleah tt lucky woman) is the kind of woman I admire. I think I like her.
The family didn't at first, preferring the studious teacher woman (who was shamelessly pursuing cousin Alex). Althoh, I'm not sure if they do now, but well, I dunno fortunately or unfortunately lah huh, bom kena shotgun, bo bian. I guess they just hafta accept her. I guess the shotgun thing doesn't help her image. But well, my paternal side's quite conservative so, I guess the fact that she bore them a baby boy helps matters.

Cousin Dawn has 3 tattoos. At least 3 of which I can see. And very gracious and friendly, gregarious and bubbly (Uncle Raymond, gregarious is sth like sociable : ) ) but too liberal I guess, too open with her affections. I think the older generation sees that as lacking in virtue and yah, a foundation for divorce.

It is frustrating u noe, when all u wanted to do is to be polite and friendly, and people see u as loose and immoral. I see her hugging and kissing her relatives and friends and I soooo much wished my family to be able to display their affections lidat. I mean, tsk~ of cos, I know that everyone loves me.

How can they not?*raises an eyebrow in an expression of durh

but still, sometimes, love needs to be displayed, demonstrated. I think we Chinese in a way, by clinging so tightly to these concepts of tradition, tend to miss out on some of these finer things in life.

Hmm!If I ever get married, he has to be someone who isn't shy to show me, and the world, how much he loves me.And our children, of cos. It doesn't have to be obvious, doesn't have to an announcement like what some posse ppl do.

I think simple gestures say a whole lot more.

I was soooo overdosed on sour grapes last wed when a particular s'immaS boyfriend called her on her hp when she left to find him, without her hp. And a particular person picked up the call. Afterwhich the second "particular" person turned ard and faced me in Kbox and "wahlao-ed" to me.

"u noe what he said onot? He asked me where is immaS, then I said she left to find u. And then he said she didn't bring her hp again right? Haiz~ and he said in a very adoring manner"

argh!!!!!!I so wanted to kill someone at that very moment.
Even more so, after his arrival.
And even, even more so the day after when we girls were lunching together and a particular immaS told us, not in an upset voice, mind you, that she lost her hp on the cab back and this morning, a particular boyfriend sweetly wrote his hp no. on a piece of paper and put it inside her wallet and told her to call him if she needs anything. All this, and more. Excuse me, but can it get any worst than this?

YESS!!!!
He even added (mock serious of cos) that if she lost the paper, he'll break up with her. haha~so cute eh!
Arghhh......i can feel sour grapes in my mouth again.

Haiz....when will my he appear?

Pls appear soon before I turn yellow, wrinkle and die.