Me,"would u like a taste of my fist?I will gladly shove it down ur throat."

*smiles*

The idiot slanted a sideways glance at me.

Thoroughly enjoying it, I continued,

"Or would u prefer me to re-arrange ur face?"

Without missing a beat,

"No thank u, I scared later too handsome."

I was stunned.
I burst out laughing.
I told him tt it was brillient.
I told him tt I will put in in my blog.

"U do just that" he said, straight-faced.

Well, well, well,I guess eloquence and wit runs in the family.

*grins*

Speaking of eloquence and wit,
I was torn between indulging in eye candy,
and paying attention to something tt is more solemn and appropriate for my ancient age.

Hmm...it's like sense vs. sensibility.

And ironically,
I actually derived equal pleasure from both channels.
Albeit of a different sort.

Let's call it...Channel Alphabet,
channel alphabet was airing an interview with one of my fave men as guest.
It was damn hilarious.
And he's freaking charming to boot.

Then on Channel Numbers was sth of a more serious nature.
There were interviews too.

Interviewer, "So, was victory sth tt u had expected?"

Interviewee, "Eh, I'd like to thank my supporters, cos without them, it wld be impossible. In the following years I will put my plans to improve......"

*raises an eyebrow*

Now wasn't tt just as entertaining?

tt coming from a leader who is supposedly very educated and intelligent.

I could almost hear my primary school teacher lecturing my class on the appalling way we attempt our comprehension questions,
U know those dreaded primary school papers
where there's an endless passage tt inevitably put us to sleep?
followed by questions tt are so unfairly challenging to our bright young minds?

Anyway,
I cld almost hear her say,
in the shrill, sharp voice that all primary school teachers seemed to possess

"How many times must I repeat this?
READ the question.
READ THE QUESTION!!!
Understand what they want then answer it!
If I ask u, have u eaten ur lunch?
U answer yes or no.
Don't tell me the katong laksa is good, or the western food in the kopitiam is very delicious.
I only want to know if u have eaten.
Don't gimmi all the extra rubbish!!"

*sighs and nods head in sympathetic understanding*

I know, I know,
diplomacy, humility and the likes,
but hello?

Tt borders on stupidity can?
*laughs out loud*
So much for tact.

Belatedly,
I am wondering how many viewers actually noticed tt.
And mind u,
it's not the 1st time someone from the group made such a blunder.
As far as I remember,
whenever someone was questioned about a specific thing,
he/she invariably misses the point.

Belatedly,
I am also wondering how wise it is to grant authority to someone who doesn't even understand the gist of a simple question.

If he/she can't even grasp the point in a straightforward question,
can he/she actually understand problems,
the demands of his/her people,
which is defintiely more complex?

I mean,
if negligence and recklessness can be blown up to become a glaring lack of integrity,
I don't understand why foolish acts such as these are allowed to go without censure.

*shrugs*

Oh well,
then again, even though I'm decidedly old.

I'm not THAT ancient yet.

So thankfully I do not need the "guts to do da right thiiiing"
nor more fine lines to add to those that I've been told tt I haf,
(much to my dismay, by my little fren)
by thinking so much abt sth that I do not haf to consider yet,
at least for the next 5 or so years.

and so,
until then,
I shall just sit back,
and keep myself entertained :)

ai yao tang dang dang~

Haha~