Sad to say,
I have this knack for asking the stupidest of questions.

Me," Hi sir, thank u for holding the line, I need to verify ur wife's address. Can u read it out to me?"

Caller reads out the address.

Me,"Ok, sir, now, regarding ur request, I need to confirm ur address too. R the both of u staying at the same address?"

Caller (seriously),"Err...No, my wife and I are not living together."

Me,"Oh,ok, then can I have ur address please?"

Guess wat I heard?

The merriest laughter I've ever heard in my entire life!!

I swear, he sounded just like Santa Claus!!!
Or rather, wat I wld imagine Santa to sound like.

Caller,"U poor thing, U must have had a long day!! *chuckles* Of cos my wife and I are staying at the same address......"

*slaps hand to forehead*

Gosh.

My stupidity never fails to amaze me.

But then again, fortunate things always happen to the stupidest people.

:p