*squeals excitedly

I randomly put some of my friends' blogs entries thru a device called the "benglish translater" and haha~ lo and behold the results!!!!I hafta say this, the entries are damn damn interesting now. Read on~

" Wedneslay, Otober 26, 2005

I must watch Just Like Heaven no matter si mi it takes!!!Perhaps my lan jiao life is rather void and empty now that limpeh need trashy romance movies to keep the flame alive. I need TLC!!! (somebody help me!!... )No, limpeh did not swear off men though at times those pukima really get on my lan jiao nerves with their lampa inflated ego so liddat to speak. Rather, limpeh need to once again remind my kacheng that there are still a few damn power lam pa around in case limpeh forget.If real life and reel life can be friends, limpeh will be the happiest woman on earth. By the way, limpeh only enjoy romance comedies, not those soapy melodrama... Spare limpeh the tears... Though limpeh must admit limpeh cried buckets over My Sassy Gal and Windstruck..wa si not greedy. Though limpeh lust after hunks and drools over damn power looking men (anyway, who won't?), i'll be more than hua hee to settle with a simpur lam pa who is sincere and nice and of course most tiong yaoly, is to take my lan jiao breath away..."

*Results of putting http://bipolarextremist.blogspot.com thru benglish translator (can be found on http://kennysia.blogspot.com)

"Tueslay, Otober 25, 2005

Yay! 2lay limpeh managed to call in for the 987fm Subaru Challenge! Limpeh want to win the cars! And limpeh signed limpeh and Kel Chen up immediately cuz the cheebye kia wants a car desperately too! But the cheebye kia sucks eh! That kanina pang sei limpeh and said that the cheebye kia want out! Sucks lo! U noe how hard is it to call in er not? Haiz... Now limpeh can't find a partner. Called Sab earlier and gort a earful from her... Wah, limpeh think limpeh shall have to forgo the chance ba... Haiz...Now limpeh is at Khatib Camp, 24SA (Spore Artillery) It seems that it's a classified camp, and there are like secrets in there... Hmm... Sounds choo bi though... Luckily, the peepur there are quite nice and understanding... The encik there is 1000000million times lagi best than the one in Sispec... Limpeh really da kai yan qian lo, like suaku, first time stepped into a mainland camp ( minus my lan jiao NCC days ) in NS. And the toilets here are super clean! And the bunks are new! It's like those in chalets lo... Limpeh is currently still trying to fit in and get used to the system here... Haha... Limpeh was telling my lan jiao new colleagues that limpeh feel like limpeh have just undergone rural to urban migration, from the ulu pandan TEkong to mainland lidat... Limpeh haven't really gort used to it yet... It's a rather strange feeling that limpeh can't explain... Limpeh gort so liddat used to seeing endless stretches of forest and now over here, limpeh can see a skoo beside my lan jiao camp and limpeh even heard the mari kita anthem this moling!!! Wah, it feels damn power to be in a humane place..."

*results of putting http://whats-k-up.blogspot.com thru benglish translator

"Wedneslay, Otober 26, 2005

A si beh li hai meet up!

Gim jit talked to Derran on the phone during lunch time and meet up with the lan jiao face after work. Nabeh! We liao liao went to Plaza Singapura for pizza hut, budden hor, as there was a long queue there, so liddat wa lang walked to Centrepoint to have Pizza Hut instead.We reached there around 7plus 8 and eat there and chatted lots. Nabeh! We liao liao have lots to catch up and boy the cheebye kia is very the tall budden hor, not as thin as last time. Limpeh guess it must have been two years since limpeh last saw him! Limpeh is not being exaggerating budden hor, wa lang really havent met up for ages! Boy, now that chao ah beng's hair is shorter and the cheebye kia looks like Jacky Cheung! Haha, really leh looks like leh! OF course not exactly the same lah budden hor, then gort the resemblance loh haha.Anyway, later wa lang walked to HMV and window shopped for a while before heading for home. It is so liddat nice of the lan jiao face to accompali take mrt though the cheebye kia is supposed to take the another direction one. THanks DeRRAN! Enjoyed your compali! Hope to meet up with you again soon! "

*results of putting http://ktvfanatic.blogspot.com thru the benglish translator

"The Day Limpeh Realised wa si Gaining WeightNABEH! Limpeh mean, did Limpeh expect to be 50kg forever? Hahar.NABEH! Limpeh must be delusional. Supper ebeli other lay le..But wa si on CLOUD TEN! Nabeh! We liao liao were talking about Australia, and about farmstays, and the cheebye kia said "maybe wa lang could go together next time" and Limpeh almost drowned in happiness.Of course Limpeh know the cheebye kia said it for the sake of saying it, budden hor, it makes limpeh happy.wa si just a girl.AND, Limpeh kau timed my lan jiao GE1101E project. 2033 words on a topic Limpeh know nothing about! EXCELLENT WORK. :] Limpeh is PROUD"

*result of putting http://littledragongbun.blogspot.com thru the benglish translator

Ahahaha~Funny funny guy, tt kenny sia.