Had alot of so-called "contact" with urine recently.

I was in the toilet at HSBC today, minding my own mini business when I heard a steady rythm coming from the cubicle beside me. It sounded like a drizzle of rain against a tin roof, and I was so...amazed! Haha~A thought crossed my mind then: Hey!I didn't know tt we can use the sound of urine to identify a person! But in the next minute, the mystery person left the cubicle and a newcomer took her place, and guess what? The sound of her urine is exactly the same as the previous one!!!

Damn! There goes my discovery of the century.

Since we are on the subject of urine, allow me to share with you something my mother said to me late, LATE yesterday night. It cracked me up so bad that I actually lost sleep! She actually said (these are her exact words, mind you!)

"I think I'm sick. My urine is smelly"

Haha~She's nuts man! I know I'm mean to not console her, but I just can't help it, I replied

"yah...I think so too. Cos my urine is extremely fragrant~ I think it smells something like black chicken soup. Everytime I pee, I have an overwhelming urge to dunk my head into the toilet bowl and slurp it all up"

Haha~My mother and I. Wat can I say? I just love her so.

GASP! I think I must have inherited some of her genes.