As usual, I was on the line, happy with my new job.

I was advising this caller regarding the working women child relief.

Me,"So, are u filling the form for urself, or ur wife?"

Caller,"Err...No-"

Me,"Oh, cos this relief is only for working Mothers"

Caller,"Yah, females, I know."

Me,"Then, may I ask, who are u filling up the form for?"

Caller,"Myself"

? ? ?

*a pregnant pause ensues*

"I'm a lady."

I swear,
I wanted to kill myself at that very moment.