男人对女人说他送她九朵 champagne roses 是有意思的。
因为 champagne roses 想说的就是
“相信我”

As I stepped out of the shower, my mum returned from her NTUC trip.
I could see the excitement dancing in her eyes.

"Eh u noe ah, there's an idiot downstairs with a bunch of flowers don't noe waiting for which 美女 from our block eh. "

"Really ah? Cute not?"
"Quite cute eh. Decent decent de. 我的菜。"

"Huh. Waiting for me de lor."

"HAHAHA!!!Bullshit la you."

I finished slapping on my day moisturiser.

"Where you going?"

"Collect my flowers"

I smiled,
grabbed my keys and omnia and left the house.

A wise woman kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
但是再这样下去，
女人真的会开始笨笨相信。