After hearing so much about that legendary email forwarded from my friend ah pei,
I sat down in front of the laptop,
gritted my teeth and prepared myself to digest
the massive paragraphs of chinese characters.

And the 1st sentence had me almost throwin up the root beer I was sipping
温和又体贴的巨蟹座女子...
-_-!!

她的缠斗精神会让你非常惊讶....
她非常没有安全感，敏感而且容易受伤。
常常你的一句无心之言，就会弄得她泪流满面，或者生气不安...
....包括月亮的阴晴圆缺、海水的潮汐，都可能是影响她情绪的原因，
而她最大的隐忧，就是她始终在担心，

担心自己是不是够好，她经常需要你的证实.

蟹座女子有个奇怪的特性，那就是如果你不告诉她「够了」，
她就会不断的尝试，看你能够容忍她到什么地步。
她似乎很难明白什么叫「适可而止」。

And it's worth all that painful effort I put in to read.

Girls, It's not because I fan(4) jian(4)
tt's y I'm the way I am ok??

I'm born like that.
Live with it.