It's april fool's 2day!!!

Today:

1) A chapter on stats, 4 hrs of mugging in sch....and pple watchin

2) Settled somebody's bday prezzie.....with a whole lot of curses in tow

3) Punk'd ewe by tellin her tt she did not zip up her pants.
An idea that I stole from Joanna when I ran into her and brownie earlier.
Joanna reminds me of happier days and younger souls :)
Somehow, seeing her just brightens my day.
I think it's her eyes, they are forever dancing with merriment,
like she knows a private joke about the world and everything bad that happens
is just a very very very bad joke-gone-wrong played by the high and almighty.

4) Sk bumped into Deer and I while we were mugging.
I used to think he looks not bad.
I think I used to be blind.
He looks like he was wearing a wig
Pple lookin uglier only goes to show that exams are insidiously creepin closer

5) I flooded bak kwa's HP with missed calls.
I did that with good intention ok....I wanted to give him mornin call for this mornin's maths
since I know that piece of pork must've stayed up late to catch MAN U last night.
He still didn't manage to make it for maths class this mornin.

6) I went back to this shop in vivo to visit my long lost love-
RED SHIMMERY SPAIN Kappa jacket---> aww man!!! I knew I shdn't haf quit my job
And then I saw this new love at the adidas shop.....Beautiful green shimmery jacket.
YES!!!In exactly that shade of green!!
I just knew that quitting was a mistake

7) I wanted to haf this huge saugage for dinner.
But I saw this fly buzzin ard in it and backed away
And I did nothing to stop the unsuspecting lady beside me who bought it.

8) Bitch in me was out in full force.
Now that I'm no longer servin my nine months sentence,
I snapped at this sales lady who was tryin to smoke me
"Is this genuine silver?"
"No, I don't think so. But it's rust proof, doesn't tarnish, as long as u keep it away from
perspiration and perfume-"
"My fren has very sensitive ears, she can't just wear any metal"
"Oh!No problem, it's specially coated with medication...won't allergy one"
"U sure? Wat if she has a problem? Do I come back to u for compensation?"

9) Bumped into Nic and Joy at Vivo.
I saw Joy, and only noticed Nic when she called out to him to wait.
Seeing them,
I really understood why height is a problem.

10) Happy birthday.

I made a promise to myself last year that that's the last time u're ever gonna receive a birthday msg from me.
But then again,
Wld a birthday msg even matter to u?

Did I ever matter to u?