Asri is one in a million.

Not only is he a freaking son of a bitch,
he is a freaking funny one too.

Last night as the four of us sat around a table,
he was entertainin us with stories of his "conquests".

This charming rattle snake said,

" Women ah, very funny u noe. Say dun wan dun wan dun wan, then finally got it alrdy ah,
every night want!!! I buay tahan!

Once, I was with this woman,

For 3 months, I put in so much effort, finally I thot it's paid off.

Got her into bed alrdy, everything was going along really well, then ah, when the crucial moment came, she siao, kick me sia!!!! "

3 pairs of eyes popped out.

"yah!!!She kicked me real hard, I fell out of bed!"

The 3 of us exploded into uncontrollable laughter.

"Can u imagine?I blur u noe?She screamed then she kicked me!"

"Did it happen eventually?"

"No lah!!Fed up alrdy, turn off sia!!!"

"Then?"

"Then she say sorry sorry lah, but fed up alrdy wat!

.....but then hoh, finally get it alrdy ah....wah...the satisfaction."

That good-looking bastard.
Wat can I say?
A leopard never changes its spot.

Oh well, I hope it never changes!!!

About 2 weeks ago,
galpal asked me, " Do u like him?"

"I don't know."

"Does he like u?"

"I don't know."

Last night, the question popped up again.

"Do u like him?"

"I don't know."

"Does he like u?"

"I don't know."

And he says, " There r only 2 possibilities. One, (he held up a finger) he likes u. Two, He's stupid"

"But he's ard the area wat! He says he's in town, so he just drop by here to meet me."

And she says, "Just because chinatown has a "town" in it, doesn't mean they are near ok?"

"ok...tt's y I asked him to go hm. No point he wait for me just to see me awhile then hafta go le. He doesn't drive."

Laughing, he held up a finger again, "then there's 2 possibility. One, He likes u. Two,

(he held up a second finger)

he's kum gong"

Oh well, I wldn't mind he kum gong for awhile more.

(shrugs)

Just the other day,
I was happily telling galpal that something wonderful might be happening to me.

But in the light of day,
in a more conscious state of mind,
I'm feeling the suffocating panic again.

The more he tries to get close to me,
the stronger the urge to run.

And I'm not sure if i want to be caught.

It's 8am and I'm still sprawled in my room,
legs stretched out in front of me,
sharing equally, the burden of my notes.

Lessons start at 9am

I'm an hour ride away from school.

My fringe was plastered against my forehead in oily lumps.

And I have yet to find the RIGHT set of notes,
or rather, the missing pages... -_-!

Mummy came in,
lounged against the door sleepily.

"Morning~" I greeted her absently.

"You look tired," she observed, "If ur that tired, take leave. Don't go to work tonight la"

I looked up at her.
She looked concern.

"Haiz~wat to do?U give me a thousand a month, I quit straightaway!!!!"

She sighed,

"U know hoh, I watched a program the other day, there's a very young doctor who's just 20 plus. He passed away suddenly in his sleep. He just slept and never woke up. Doctors investigated his death and u know wat's the diagnosis? They say he was seriously overworked.
Colleagues interviewed claims tt he works almost 20 hours a day and was often forced to skip meals......I don't want u to like that also."

I was touched.

I stopped my rummaging throught the racks and assured her tt I know my limits.

Her reply made my jaw drop.
And my heart shatter.

"U better do loh!!!I invested 20 years worth of money into u already ok? U better make sure I get back my profits and don't go bankrupt!!!Byebye~"

With that, she smiled cheerily and returned to her bedroom.

*Sigh*

Marx is right,
it is a material world out there.