Kids say the darnest things.

"How old are u? 23?"
Wat, r u blind?

"When u grow up, u'll haf lots of boys after u"
Ermm...thanks, I'll surely appreciate the attention when I'm 89 and breathing my last.

"Winnie the pooh"
Oh,the yellow-not- sure-whether-it's-guy-or-girl-bear with the big tummy? Very flattering.

*points at toadeater no. 1* "U guys are together right?"
Yeah, sure. I love toads. To death.

"Ur socks are nice!!Got doggie prints!!" and everyone starts crowding nearer to look.
Well...*smiles modestly* I know I have good taste.

And Jas dear, please, take ur Mr I in hand.

"U know wat's the latest rumour spreading ard now?" * he sniggers*

Yes, I do damn well know, thank u very much, slug-chewing-attention-seeker.

And boys do the stupidest things.

What, is it really tt fun taking off my shoes and running ard with them?

Had I known they love stinky shoes so much,
I would have brought my old sneakers for them to lunch with.

I'm sure their apetites would've been vastly improved :)

Secondary 2 kids...
One really admire the way their minds work.

One track.

The boys are only thinking about sex,
and the girls, are only thinkin about boys.

I wonder which is worst.