There is this Pasar Malam near my place. And today, as I alighted from the bus, I had this sudden sinful craving for Taiwan Sausages. And as I was in my weight-loss-frenzy-state, I was having a tough time waging an internal battle.

Thank goodness for divine intervention.

Divine intervention came in the form of an ordinary man, I guess in his early twenties.
Not extremely good-looking, nor was he grotesquely ugly.

Just ordinary.
Someone whom I wouldn't normally have noticed.

But what he did was very extraordinary.

What I did was even more extraordinary.

I would even consider it insane.

He had one hand hidden behind his back, which, I would guess that he was trying to stuff his wallet into his back pocket. But his other hand...

His other hand was holding a transparent plastic bag,
which was fogged up by the steam of the Taiwan Sausage,
which is placed very coincidentally

in front of his crotch.
with the sausage right-where-it-belongs

At other times, I would have turned my head away and laughed secretly, but today,

I just looked at the sausage,
then into his eyes,
and smiled.

Maybe it is the fact that a little fren of mine, whom I am especially protective of,
was made upset by this other fren.
Maybe it is the kopi-session, or rather teh-session that I had with a not-so-little fren prior to going home

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

If there's no way to take a dig at the intended people, without humiliating others more,
than take it on someone who belongs to the same species.

I'm sorry Mr-sausage-man, ur just an innocent. I apologise for causing u any embarrassment.

*executes a bow

Well, at least I had a narrow escape from putting on a few pounds tonight : )

Taiwan sausage anyone?