Last night while I was on my way home,
there was a couple two steps ahead of me on the escalator.

The boyfriend smiled adoringly at the girlfriend while she spoke.
When she turned away and looked ahead,
the boyfriend started digging his nose.

And oh my god.
He wasn't just discreetly swiping away,
he stuffed his whole pointer finger in and dug AROUND.
And yes I do mean AROUND because he dug till he has to distort his FACE.

The girlfriend said something and he paused to listen, bending his head to her.
She finished, he smiled.

And they both turned to look ahead.
Then, in a very familiar gesture, he absently ran his hand through her hair.

Yes, that same hand that was FROLICKING in his nostrils just moments ago
was RUNNING THROUGH HER HAIR.

I pray to heavens that galpal never dug her nose before running her hand through my hair.....